Shrek

Your lookalike

Oi shrek!
I'M NOT SHREK.!
Well you're uglier than him that's for sure

by I.caused.911.yeet February 5, 2019

French Kissing Shrek

You give Shrek a big ol French kiss

I was French Kissing Shrek

by Yallow June 3, 2024

shrek

He picks up girls everywhere

oh yeah, im dating shrek.
no way me too

by iemontine April 12, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is ugly and has no hoes. Also he stinks

Robert: I fucking hate Shrek

by Shrekhater June 7, 2022

Shrek

A movie and musical that the storytellers carry. It’s supposed to be about an ogre named Shrek but the storytellers dominate.

Person 1: Hey, did you watch Shrek?
Person 2: Oh yeah, the movie and the musical. The storytellers absolutely carried.

by therealfefinitionknowet June 30, 2022

shrek

a dude that has a huge green cock and onions have layers

wow dylan has a big shrek

by bigger DlCK DADDY September 13, 2020

Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.

Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."

by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025