grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

by Drippyness June 30, 2018

Gripped

When someone gets caught red-handed, doing something they shouldn't.

Damn, josh got gripped last night by feds.

by Jmilly94 April 22, 2023

Chicken Nugget Grip

Holding something small between your thumb and index finger as if you're about to eat it.

Bro holding those fries with the chicken nugget grip

by Realtimebanana July 3, 2022

death grips fan

the most unhinged people that you'd never want to hang out with

person nr. 1: hey, let's be friends!
person nr. 2: okay, what's your favorite band?
person nr. 1: i'm a death grips fan!!! 1!1!
person nr. 2: *slowly backs away and leaves*

by john overscore December 31, 2023

grip me up

To basically cop a feel

You should come thru and grip me up sometime

by Flint water March 4, 2024

Grip

A bunch of something.

There's a grip of ants, run!

by Chairgremlin March 30, 2025

Grip taint

An archaic way to describe the vagina.

Damn baby that grip taint damn near ripped my dick off.

by FLAVORDOS January 24, 2023