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Woke

A term now embraced by middle-class white US citizens as a new buzz word to indicate participation into the conservative right-wing faction to subtly endorse racism in the 2020's. These are mostly MAGA/Trump uneducated voters or at best posses diplomas they were able to purchase from various sources of higher education like their fearless leader's dad who bought sonny boy a Wharton School sheepskin.
This replaces the buzz words of the last decade such as "triggered". For the most part these individuals don't posses the intellect to process the true meaning of these terms. It doesn't really matter, the mere use of these terms serves their purposes as a member of the aforementioned group. Here's a group who holds people like Alex Jones as their prophet.
Duh that school board is woke. Duh.
by Dr Truth PhD January 3, 2023
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Woke

The people who call a laptop a lappy
Dude that simp always calls laptop a lappy, I don't know I guess he's a woke or something
by chinchu bully October 30, 2021
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Woke

A deliberately ill-defined term functioning as a catch-all grievance basket that individuals who lean to the political right use to vaguely describe the perceived ills of society. Often used as a slur to disparage their ideological opponents, and frames being intolerant of things like intolerance, as equivalent to objectively offensive intolerant behaviour.
Person 1: Late stage capitalism has exacerbated economic inequality to historic levels.

Person 2: Whatever you saywoke mob leftist”.
by illGreg June 6, 2024
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Woke

Anything non-white and non-male
Ghost of Tsushima is woke, it need more white characters.
by WatchinMurkrow May 4, 2024
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Woke

An individual who has overly progressive views, particularly on topics such as race and gender.
You woke idiots are dipfucks. If countries like America and the UK become too ethnically diverse, then we will have no fucking culture! I'd rather if places like Scotland is a Scottish Majority because that way we will retain our Scottish Culture. I want Africa to be all Black, I want China to be all Chinese. I don't hate other races as you idiots claim, I just think individuality is important.
by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022
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Woke

Woke is where one feels they need to be in order to project a certain political alignment.
Man, that dog won't even chase cats. He sure is WOKE!
by Bumrags July 21, 2022
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Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.
Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*
by O' Chungus January 22, 2024
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