A breakfast concoction consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal floating in Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson rum.
I've heard of starting early, but can you believe he's having a Pirate's Breakfast on a Tuesday morning!?
by Shile July 12, 2007
Get the Pirate's Breakfastmug. by AlexHearMeRoar July 14, 2018
Get the thot piratemug. by urtis July 21, 2016
Get the pixel piratemug. A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.
"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."
by sniperoo September 13, 2011
Get the Surprised Piratemug. A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.
My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!
by Hippyfox September 23, 2021
Get the Pillow piratemug. by ihatepickles:( October 10, 2018
Get the Pickle Piratemug. Entering an advanced state of inebriation by way of consuming either copious amounts of rum, or mixing copious amounts of different types of liquors, followed by wonderfully terrible decision making.
Dude, I've got a freaking pirate hangover. My head's killing me, I vomit when I drink water, and there's a damn good chance I got more than one girl pregnant last night. Yar!
by Love Terrorist August 28, 2014
Get the pirate hangovermug.