person A: omg i cant believe jake english just had hardcore sex with my father
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him
by crabify October 2, 2021
Get the jake english mug.One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Dislikes snow. Loves the cold. Easy to fall in love with. Accepts you for who you are, overall lovely guy.
Extremely amazing, once he's in your life, you wont want him to leave it. Really cool. Has an amazing taste in music!
I love you <3
Extremely amazing, once he's in your life, you wont want him to leave it. Really cool. Has an amazing taste in music!
I love you <3
by weird strange person girlthang December 4, 2011
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Get the Jake Cinninger mug.Gay fucking cunt who sucks dick to get fucking views and cant make songs good so he cries him self to sleep every night
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by LordPeanut September 13, 2017
Get the Jake Paul mug.The Jake Paulers are Jake Pauls fans, their mentally insane and probably just left insane asylums, I would rather live in a world like outlast 1 or 2, which b the way is a world were murder is every corner than live in a world of mentally retarded people listening to faggots like Jake Paul or "Jakey" this dude does not have any understanding of life, he has a "Disney flow" which doesn't matter because TV is dead and he can be Elsa's boyfriend, his fans are worse shitty raps he does and it makes no god damn sense. If I had a child and he was watching Jake Paul I'd say your losing brain cells don't waste your time, but many people seem to waste the money on a fag like him, his fans also have no understanding of geography because England is a country not a city... If your a fan of him I'm surprised your passing school, managing to do work, or even have any brain cells left.
Jake Paulers, the lonely girls and underage children that watch Jake Paul, they believe in everything he says, but in reality he's just another viner that should've died with vine...
by JerkingoffRex July 21, 2017
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