Jungle Farts

Farts that smell and or sound so wild, raw, beastly and untamed that they belong in the jungle.

Damn dude, those mushroom swiss burgers gave Gerald the jungle farts! I'd rather walk home than be stuck in the car with his fuckin jungle farts!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014

Fart tag

A tag game where instead of tagging someone, you fart on them. That makes them "it." Then that person tries to fart on someone else.

Anyone want to play fart tag?

by Stefonfan April 5, 2015

fart segue

A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.

Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."

by Kenzou Tenma February 25, 2008

fart-ice

A specific type of proverbial ice, or social barrier, specifically relevant to intimate relationships and close friendships.

The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.

John: So, you have been seeing Mary for almost a year. Have you guys broken the fart-ice yet?

Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.

by neelyjohns April 19, 2010

Mom Farts

Farts that come out of your mother, usually they tend to be really loud. Note that Mom Farts do not smell whatsoever. The reason behind this has not been discovered yet.Mom farts happen when you least expect them. Although a common time for them to occur is when something very exciting happens.

also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.

Jigglypuff: WTF Mom, did you just fart?
Mom: No.. What give's you that idea son?

Mom Farts

by TuttiPudd April 22, 2009

warning fart

A modest toot of ass gas presaging a tuba blast, possibly heralding a morning fart.

I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.

by Brjtlc April 28, 2010

Garden Fart

/'gɑr dn fɑrt/ A traditional small fart, not to big not to small. Not unlike Goldie Locks porridge in farts. The capitalization comes from the Greek Gardinius Farticus who was well known for unleashing the mildly unsettling Garden Fart upon his garden to help growth. Not to be confused with anal queef. see- anal queef

ex. "I find Garden Farts to be rather pleasant, at least in the way they vibrate your buttocks."

by Imapenus August 29, 2010