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jockey puss

Condition affecting girls who ride horses excessively. Resulting in an unusually large outer pussy area. Typically swollen and slightly discolored blueish or purple hue.
Audrey had such a "jockey puss" it was like folded bologna between two bananas.
by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014
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Crusty puss

When a female is overly aroused and her wetness dries into a crispy layer over her pussy
Yo that Adriana girl has some Crusty puss it's not even a joke
by Nut_sockkcos_tuN April 24, 2020
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the puss fic

The Puss Fic is a kinky fanfic in which Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross have frisky anal
It was early in the afternoon, Ryan and Brendon were in bed. Ryan was starting to get frisky so he desided to pleasure himself and Brendon, so he grabbed brendon by the puss, making Brendon moan loudly. "I got your sweet puss" he whispers in brendons ear and licks up his ear lobe softly. Brendon is unable to move and he's whining and shaking in pleasure. Ryan began to pump brendons puss slowly, wanting to gain the musical moans escape brendons thicc beautiful lips. Ryan smiled as he heard Brendon wine and squirm in pleasure. Ryan got ontop of him and took off his pants to where his puss was hard against brendons chest. "Want me to ride your puss?" Ryan whispers in brendons ear seductively. Brendon nods eagerly as Ryan lifts himself up over brendons puss, brendons puss enters Ryan slowly. Ryan moans loudly as he lowers himself all the way down "dick me down" Ryan moans, at this point Brendon was done looking submissive when in reality he made Ryan his bitch. Brendon grabs Ryan's hips and slams into him, making moans escape Ryan's lips. The end of brendons lips curled into a perfect smile when he saw how he was destroying Ryan. "You like my puss baby boy?" He grinds his teeth at Ryan. "Y-yes daddy your big puss in my juice factor!" Ryan moans while he arches his back making Brendon hit his strawberry just perfectly. Brendon flips them over to where Brendon was ontop of Ryan slamming his puss into him eager for Ryan to come. "I-i'm gonna spill my creamy fluids" The puss fic
by ThePussFic March 10, 2018
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puss-nosis

Puss-nosis is when you have sex with a girl, and the sex was awesome. It was long exciting passionate, sweaty and felt oh so good! Such great sex in fact that you can't think straight. All you can think of is how great you both were in bed. You want to sleep right after, you don't want to do anything after that sex! Well maybe more sex. When that happens, her pussy left you in a state a puss-nosis.
Baby is everything ok? Yeah, I'm good, you just got me in a state of puss-nosis that pussy was too good.
by Father Chung. December 25, 2024
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straddle puss

A nice way of saying addressing a person who is a pain in the arse.
Donald Trump is always acting like a straddle puss on Twitter.
by Kahn of buffets July 31, 2017
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freckle puss

usually a ginger, or a fire crotch, if you dont like them..its the perfect thing to say on the weekends..or any day for that matter.
generally really ugly, freckly and red.
-"yo did you see Cayla today?"
-"nah son shes fuckin freckle puss"
-"yeah dudee"
by bobby millerr May 10, 2009
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donk puss

'Donk Puss' is the preferred 'practice vagina' of the young village boys of the Northern Coast of Colombia, 25km north of Cartagena.

It's a donkeys pussy.
"I can't get enough of that sweet Donk Puss"
by BKK Enemy January 20, 2014
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