po-tea

The ultimate mixed drink. Created at Ramapo College of New Jersey in 2002. A deadly combination of iced tea mix, water, and vodka. May result in one passing out for 15 hours +. Not recommended, but encouraged by a kid named Allegro.
Yo you see Phil, he drank a Po-Tea and he's been hanging out the window for three days.
by Anonymous October 22, 2003
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Tea Bagging

A horribly misguided attempt by the most extreme of the American conservative right to find some basic form of party unity by lashing out against everything that the Obama administration has done since entering the White House.
"The Republican tea-bagging of the White House is a glorified waste of time and effort propagated by the Fox News Network in order to boost their TV ratings."

"Hey Bob, did you go to yesterday's Republican Tea Bagging Protest?"
"No I didn't, Joe, because I have a legitimate understanding of the way the economy works."

See also: "grasping at straws"
See also: "immature hissy-fit"
by 5J4C April 16, 2009
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Cup Of Tea

Taking the slide out of a freshly hit bong, and inhaling the smoke emitting from the still burning nug.
by IfearSys April 16, 2013
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Texas tea

Historically speaking, "texas tea" was an anarchonistic definition of oil during the oil rush in Texas. "Black gold" is a synonym.

I believe it was phrased very early on in 20th century pop culture.
They struck the ol' texas tea, lucky sumbitches movin' on to Dallas.
by Dis July 06, 2004
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Tea Kettle

When a male places his scrotum and/or testicles on a partner's nostrils, and the partner proceeds to blow air through said nostrils like the top coming off a tea kettle. (A high pitched screech from either person is optional)
Yo, that slut Denise gave me the steamiest tea kettle last night.
by Kendrick Paulson May 06, 2010
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tea bag

1)An odd act performed by males at all-male sleepovers. It usually entails one of the men to place his scrotum on the face of the first guy to fall asleep. Pictures may be taken, but generally are not released out of respect for both parties involved.

2)The act of dipping one's scrotum into a females mouth repeatedly, usually after, or during oral. Usually performed while female is tonguing the scrotum.

3)A small paper pag containing ground tea leaf extract that when dipped into boiling water produces a (usually) sweet solution that may be consumed, we call it Tea.
1) Jerry fell asleep first, so Mark thought it would be funny to tea-bag him. Jerry never woke up and it produced a rather awkward situation which eventually led to us goign to bed in silence.

2) I was doing the nastiest, snagglepuss, hood rat bitch last night, and she wouldn't let me go anal, so I tea bagged her until she vomited, then went anal while she was leaning over the toilet.

3) My friends like to play with the tea bags before they place them in thier mugs.
by Keifer Jennings November 08, 2006
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Iced Tea

n. Liquid Crack.
Best enhanced with two Sweet N' Lows and one Equal, artificial sweeteners.
Jake: It's pointless, really- working at an office I mean. There's paperwork, paperwork FOR the paperwork, arbitrary spread sheets, surface level conversations, fluorescent lighting....

Waitress: Do you guys want some more Iced Tea?

Dylan: Yeah

Jake: Sure

Ryan: mmya'
by Office-Drone GX37 July 11, 2008
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