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mad cow

An STD received by striking out with a fat chick for quite some time
Beckeltron got mad cow
by Aflac March 23, 2004
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cow juice

what you call "milk"
This cow juice has too many globs of... what are the globs made of?
by friedchowder November 6, 2010
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Spotted cow

The act of having multiple black and white men splooge on you as to make a spotted effect
Bill, Steve, Jack, Micheal, Jamal, Andre, Antwan, and Kanye did that aweful spotted cow to Lesly yesterday
by Pedr December 29, 2007
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chicken cow

The act of channeling all the power of the great Wesley (RIP), into your foot and nailing someone in the balls with vomet-producing force.
Tasker and Jeremy decided to call upon all of the power of the late Wesley and lay a dual chicken cow onto the testes of Max. The three of them shortly died thereafter.
by Jimmee Dean May 1, 2005
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cow fucker

kenny you cow fucker(fooker can also be used)
by Wolfd December 15, 2004
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Futa Cow

The symbol behind futa loving freaks. Normally associated with BDSM hentai.
Teen 1: Did you see that new episode of Bondage Game?

Teen 2: isn't that the one that is Futa Cow approved?

Teen 1: Yeah.

Teen 2: you're fucking nasty.
by RaggleingTrollCloud February 21, 2011
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Cow Tipping

When you are fucking a fat girl and you are about to bust so you tip her on her side and jizz on her.
Guy 1: Hey man, are you up for cow tipping some bitch?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!
by Thunder&Tim January 2, 2012
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