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Temperature Fucked

When your sense of temperature is completely messed up because your body got used to it being much hotter/colder compared to your hometown, often spotted by people who dress unseasonably regularly.
After going away to college in cold ass Michigan, Johnny was completely temperature fucked when he moved back home as he was wearing shorts in low 50 degree weather and never wearing a coat unless it was below freezing
by Goatsecx luver December 18, 2024
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Templar.martin

A schizoid Christofascist incel who takes biblical verses out of historical context, to spread misogyny and hate using NIV translations. Also he self-glamourises by posting capcut edits of himself and profits off t-shirts with Jesus' face for clout.
Person 1: "Hey have you heard of @templar.martin?"
Person 2: "Yea, you mean the guy who got drawn pregnant"
by anon-user791 February 9, 2025
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Templars

An amazing song/single by the Swedish power metal Sabaton
Judgement awaits in the Kingdom of Heaven
A royal betrayal, accusal of sin
The lies of a King, and papal damnation
Demise of the order, this fight they can’t win

False accusations
Put out the flame
Assassinations
Jerusalem still calls their name

God’s call, holy order
Knights of Jesus Christ
Charge from the temple
God’s own chosen warriors
Templars on the march, charge from the temple mount
by JoakimIsMyDad April 27, 2025
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Tempeste

Tempeste is very mean
by Niegrjfjd January 19, 2026
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tempercent

A perceivedly-paltry payment/reward-share of da total yield/reserve dat creates seething-anger emotions in da recipient of said "small potatoes" allotment, knowing dat everyone else got a considerably-larger share of da remaining nine-tenths of da spoils.
If Acey promised Snakes only "ten pissent" in return for "getting the stuff", said shifty-eyed sneak might have resentfully viewed said minuscule-sector dole-out as being "tempercent", considering all of the effort and/or danger that he'd likely had to go through in order to obtain said valuable object/information, especially when it included his having to also guardedly interact with the dangerous Tommy-gun-wielding Johnny merely to collect his payment!
by QuacksO January 28, 2026
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temperfect

temperfect adj.
tem·per·fect /ˈtɛm-pər-fikt/

Temporarily perfect; describing a work-in-progress that is flawless relative to everything its creator has conceived so far, yet destined to feel incomplete the instant a new idea appears.

The fleeting state in which a draft, design, or section of prose contains every thought the author had up to that point—until the next thought shows up.

Irrecoverably unique; once a temperfect work is lost (deleted, overwritten, corrupted, etc.), it can never be truly temperfect again, because no reconstruction can guarantee every nuance of the original moment’s insight.
Novelist’s Journal, 10 a.m.: “Chapter 12 is temperfect—all foreshadowing lines up, the dialogue snaps, the symbolism is spot-on.”

4 p.m.: Laptop drive fails before the draft is backed up.

Next morning: “I’m rewriting Chapter 12 from memory. The plot still works, but I can’t shake the feeling some sentence, some subtle echo, is missing. The temperfect version is gone forever.”
by Blake McBride May 13, 2025
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Template warrior

A Roblox Clothing Maker which doesn't make any assets himself, but rather just crops and reuses others' work.
by Zuhh1st August 11, 2025
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