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taint roast 

The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.
"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."
taint roast by MacInbush June 19, 2016

Taintasouris 

When your over weight girl friend is being a taint, cunt, bitch, etc....
Yeah man, she was being a taintasouris again last night, because I didn't want to watch How to Get Away with Murder.
Taintasouris by Trickle Motorsports September 23, 2016

Taint Tingle

A taint tingle is when you look at a picture of something or see something so painful it makes your taint (area between your balls or pussy and your asshole) tense up for a few seconds.
Leroy: looks like Jethro got a fishing hook caught up in his big old fat man tits! Here's a picture!

Billy Bob: lemme see!

Leroy: shows Billy Bob the picture...

Billy Bob: Holy Shit, that makes my stomach hurt and my taint tingle!
Taint Tingle by mooseneck October 5, 2016

taint scum

1. The accumulation of sweat, dead skin, pubic hair, feces and urine that collects in the area between the genitalia and the anus.
2. A disgusting person.
3. A person that behaves in slimy and questionable ways.
That guy slept with his girlfriend's mother, what taint scum.
taint scum by gxory October 24, 2016

taint cringe 

The feeling one gets when looking at someone else's wound that gives a cringing sensation in the taint.
Oh my god! Seeing your wicked scar gave me taint cringe!
taint cringe by Dano January 11, 2017
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