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sloppy taco dive 

eating out a dirty old mexican bitch after coating her vag in refried beans.
this old mexican woman worked with my friend at a taco stand and he put her up on the cart and made his own taco. the sloppy taco dive can be tweaked to your liking, cheese, corn, ex.
sloppy taco dive by mr. taco man November 13, 2007

surf taco 

amazing place to eat, a cailfonia syle place but there only found on the shore in new jersey.
ash and lex wen to chill at surf taco to get a quick bite.
surf taco by ashley/lex January 2, 2008

glossy taco 

You just came here from SimplyNailogical, but if you didn’t you’re not a good person. I’m disappointed in you but it’s ok! Just search SimplyNailogical on YouTube ._.
We,re going to put a nice thick layer of glossy taco on my favorite finger!! The middle finger... Oh! I almost forgot, WHATS ON MY OTHER HAND!!! Damn gurl it’s black polish with some holo glossy taco!!

taco pussy

excessivly large labia resembling a taco.
damn dita von tease has some serious taco pussy.
taco pussy by xteamrider March 7, 2004

Avocado Taco 

While having anal sex with a girl you proceed to place your testicles inside of her vagina. Your testicles resembling avocados and her vagina is the taco.
Cotton McKnight: while I was inside her butt-hole I shoved my nuts inside her pussy last night

Pepper Brooks: Sounds like one hell of an avocado taco!

Croatian Taco Tornado

Every girl's dream, no woman should die without experiencing the endless thrill and pleasure that the CTT provides. Only three ingredients are necessary: One Croatian male, one muscular uncontrollable tongue and one taco (aka vagina). After compiling these three ingredients your next move should be lowering your face to meet the taco while whipping your tongue around in a tornado-like motion (hopefully exceeding speeds of 88 mph) Then just listen and enjoy the moans... the groans... the "Oh god"'s and finally the "let's do THAT again".
guy 1: Yo man did you hear what Sime did last night to Bethany?
guy 2: Dude... I know... he totally hooked her up with the Croatian Taco Tornado!!
guy 1: Oh yeah that... well he also ate my butt hole later that night.