Touch Up

The act of cleaning one's asshole after a day of activity or a possible shart or leaky asshole situtation.
Usually about an hour after eating at Beto's, I am in serious need of a touch up.

I beat my dick off so hard yesterday, that I needed to touch up my swass.
by Capt. Scrotal Tuck February 21, 2009
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Northern Touch

The King of da mawfuckin world !!
Da one who runs shit n exposez dem bitch ass wankstaz
by Northern Touch January 05, 2004
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touch fish

She was all over me, so we played touch fish all night.
by tulyhoo November 15, 2015
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Touch of the aut

A smidge of autism. A bit retarded.
Cory just tried to open his soda from the wrong end. I think he has a touch of the aut.
by bobrocks79 November 16, 2017
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Cheese Touch

Cheese touch is when you're in Junior High or below and you take your semi-hard penis and touch it to a girl's face. You must poke the cheek while doing this.
Rhonda got me going ... sort of, so I gave her the cheese touch.
by Cunt, The Exalted November 14, 2011
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ipod touch

crApples latest attempt to make a highly over priced, fragile peice of shit aimed at people with out brain cells.
Iflock
because you cant think for yourself

ipod touch
by what the hells a pseudonym? March 04, 2009
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touch wood

cockney slang for draw blood
"Do not touch wood from that pig"
by Ampuero December 08, 2006
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