Northern Touch

The King of da mawfuckin world !!

Da one who runs shit n exposez dem bitch ass wankstaz

by Northern Touch January 4, 2004

Touch of the aut

A smidge of autism. A bit retarded.

Cory just tried to open his soda from the wrong end. I think he has a touch of the aut.

by bobrocks79 November 16, 2017

touch fish

To touch a woman's pussy.

She was all over me, so we played touch fish all night.

by tulyhoo January 20, 2016

Cheese Touch

Cheese touch is when you're in Junior High or below and you take your semi-hard penis and touch it to a girl's face. You must poke the cheek while doing this.

Rhonda got me going ... sort of, so I gave her the cheese touch.

by Cunt, The Exalted November 14, 2011

ipod touch

crApples latest attempt to make a highly over priced, fragile peice of shit aimed at people with out brain cells.

Iflock
because you cant think for yourself

ipod touch

by what the hells a pseudonym? March 4, 2009

touch wood

cockney slang for draw blood

"Do not touch wood from that pig"

by Ampuero December 10, 2006

iPod touch

Worsest piece of junk ever made. If too many tabs on Safari are open, it crashes and goes back to home screen.

I was in the middle of reading stuff on my iPod touch and then i had to go back to Safari to continue reading. It sucks!!!

by Windows10Hater September 5, 2012