Breakfast Coupon Shuffle

Primarily used in the hospitality industry; The act of offering breakfast coupons to disgruntled guests to remedy absolutely any type of negative situation. It's a very cheap (virtually free) means of averting the guest's attention as well as mildly satisfying them.

That guest was pissed dawg...pulled the ol' breakfast coupon shuffle and she was fine.

by T and D Associates August 21, 2008

Five Knuckle Shuffle

The act of a girl giving a guy a hand job

Ethan: Yo you'll never guess what happened
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle

by phillthethrill81 December 18, 2017

Shuffle wuffle

To lick a penis clean until the man cums.

Jimmy- yo carl I need a shuffle wuffle

Carl-but your mom can give you one

Jimmy- you do a better job

Carl-fine

Jimmy- *moaning noises*

Jimmy-*cums*

by Clash is gay September 14, 2020

wal mart shuffle

to buy a brand new ps3 from a videogame store and taking it to walmart, claiming you have no receipt, and then getting more money

dude i pulled a wal mart shuffle today

by newarkid May 21, 2007

Montana Muscle Shuffle

When a man fists two dudes at the same time until their rectums fall out. After the act has been comitted the male shall drink the blood that has been spilled by the victims, then vomit it on the floor. Three men cum on the pile then poor it in a cup, creating a peppermint swirl, then one man shall be selected to be drowned in the peppermint swirl while the rest of the victims shout Montana slang.

Yo me and my girl did a Montana Muscle Shuffle

by Jonny838294 February 23, 2019

Kit-Kat Shuffle

Female masturbation.

''I came home early and caught the wife doing the Kit-Kat shuffle over a picture of George Clooney last night.''

by ZedHead November 14, 2007

The Kieth Olberman Shuffle

When you take thumbtacks, place them as deep as possible into a girls ass skin (to stimulate the never endings of course) meanwhile, you are beating the pussy up with a rolled up news paper until the bleeding lubricates it naturally. When she is close to passed out call her a slut, cut her head off with a chainsaw and put it on a tiki pole. Grab your best Indian outfit and do a sacrificial dance around the pole while sacrificing a live sheep. This is followed by an anal rape session.

Did you throw away the paper honey? i would love to do The Kieth Olberman Shuffle tonight.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK March 8, 2011