Ultimate collector

Some twat, usually a child, who amasses large collections of worthless items, like toys, baseball cards, or comic books. They typically assume, incorrectly, that their ownership of those thing means they are more knowledgeable than others about the product.

Bob: "Why does that cunt over there have so many fucking Legos?"

Tim: "He's some shithead ultimate collector who thinks he's a Lego god."

by Legocunt August 31, 2017

Ultimate Flashpan

Same as Flashpan but just as you drop em you line the ring with wholegrain mustard for a real deep burn.

Have you been ultimate flashpanned?

by keepaneyeonus November 14, 2011

ultimate boncho fag

isaac evon/waste yute

yo fam, the ultimate boncho fag is on the way here, lets slap this bitch boy up!

by Fw.koji August 13, 2022

the ultimate user

This is the most powerful card in existance nothing can counter or damage it. This card instantly disables and destroys every enemy card no matter what their description says it also deflects all attacks no matter what deflected attacks deal infinte damage. This card requires another card to be awoken.

Me: ur gay
Random guy: *uses no u infinte card*
Me: nice try *uses the ultimate user*
Random guy: fuck you

by Mr.PissShitHead June 5, 2018

ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!

by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025

Ultimate Cuponk

A game that consist of doing trickshots with a cuponk set. Players go in rotations, if the person before you makes it, you MUST perform an act stated by the scoring player before you. If the player before you keeps scoring consecuativly the acts you perform become more and more homosexual with each score.

David and Thomas were playing Ultimate Cuponk,David Scored and Thomas kissed david's butt.

by David54 July 7, 2011

Ultimate Snugit

Snugit is done during heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position when the femle moves her legs to in between the male's legs to tighten the vagina on the penis.
Ultimate Snugit is when the female next crosses her legs to make the fit on the penis even tighter.

When she went to Ultimate Snugit I blew my load.

by hanyack April 11, 2010