Cult

Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.

Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Cult dien

A whole revolution.

I belong to the new era , I belong to Cult dien

by Anonim god October 1, 2022

The Pie Cult

The Pie Cult refers to a joke cult revolving around pie along with having fun meetings every Wednesday to make them less painful

Don't worry The Pie Cult means no harm

by A Literal Pie January 24, 2021

Cult

A cult consists of a bunch of band kids that have started a cult. They gather around in the band room and perform rituals such as brass tuning, percussion playing, wood wind chants, and worshiping the band directer. The leader of the cult is usually the drum major.

"Hey guys! It's the band kids! They look so boring"
Band kids:"JOIN OUR CULT!!!"

by MissMorgueOfficial00 October 6, 2017

simp cult

that one cult from ds (diesel) discord that only had like 2 members.

simpette: aha wanna join my simp cult?
some random guy: sure
simpette: cool
simp: cool

by GamerGal17 November 24, 2020

Chicken Nugget Cult

Chicken nugget cult is a tik tok cult created by iamaweirdoo and life.of.frances on tik tok. You use a picture and put “member of chicken nugget cult member” in bio

“Did you hear about the chicken nugget cult?” Person 1 said, “I haven’t joined” person two said, “WHAT?! Go join!” Person 1 replied

by life.of.frances November 27, 2021

Personality cult

What Anthony Fauci can't have

A personality cult is reserved for people like Stalin and Napoleon Bonaparte

by Sexydimma January 9, 2022