wig status

The point of being drunk when you are hammered but not quite blacked out. Capable of anything and everything.

I cant believe you stole that parking meter. You were wig status.

by mini wig November 14, 2009

Status Quoc

The existing state of affairs within a group of irresponsible delinquents.

Person 1 ‘Let’s eat supers at Riva’

Person 2 ‘isn’t that the status quoc’

by Prince Quoc December 28, 2021

black status

1. When your tan gets so insane that people start asking you if your ancestors were slaves.
2. When youre white and you friend call you his nigglet

Im tellin you, Sam got that black status goin on maaaan

by Te61 June 20, 2016

Panda status

used when giving praise to an object, something someone said, or an idea, but with things referring to pandas, Enjoi, black and white, or something that is cool and peaceful at the same time.

man1: Is that a panda on your shirt? Panda status!

man2: thanks man.

man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.

by daxterrific April 6, 2010

status jacker

one who copies and pastes others staus updates and uses them as their own. this behaviour is only acceptable if a link to the original author is included, as to give them the credit.

did you see what johns status is? he status jacked me! john is a status jacker!

by howareya3896 February 2, 2013

Sympathy Status

Sympathy Statuses are most commonly used by the LG of kind. They complain about their lives on facebook to get sympathy and attention.

"Jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. It annoys me."

"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."

by ChasingGrace September 25, 2011

Lion Status

Duck tape each finished beer can around your head like a mane.

"Oh man...i gained lion status last night."
*high fives all around*

by ice cream wizard July 19, 2010