by the132guy March 30, 2024

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023

When you deficate on a woman's back (without permission) while she's sleeping and to calm her down, you give her a back rub, smearing the shit all over her back
by TheMadKnitters December 8, 2015

That’s some shitty-ass-shit.
by anonymous August 20, 2022

by Dababay May 15, 2023

Let’s gets cross faded af . Like shitty drunk not pissy drunk.( peeing is wild but shits are all chill )
by AFTERTHEHEARTBREAc August 25, 2018
