Shitty

How the Japanese pronouncecity’.
by CornyO June 21, 2024
mugGet the Shittymug.
If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
mugGet the Your shitty makeup is gonna get me firedmug.

Shitty Backrub

When you deficate on a woman's back (without permission) while she's sleeping and to calm her down, you give her a back rub, smearing the shit all over her back
My wife fell asleep on my birthday so I gave her a shitty backrub
by TheMadKnitters December 8, 2015
mugGet the Shitty Backrubmug.

Shitty-Ass-shit

That’s some shitty-ass-shit.
by anonymous August 20, 2022
mugGet the Shitty-Ass-shitmug.

SHITTY DRUNK

When you smoke and drink at the same time and are just at complete “chill.”
Let’s gets cross faded af . Like shitty drunk not pissy drunk.( peeing is wild but shits are all chill )
by AFTERTHEHEARTBREAc August 25, 2018
mugGet the SHITTY DRUNKmug.

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