nine mile Kyle

A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.

Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?

TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.

Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.

by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022

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Nine

Les Nines sont complètement égocentrique mais c’est à cause de Ronsard leur crush.
Elle sont sensibles, loyales elles surkiffent le latin et le grec c’est maladif. Elles ont un humour charment et se roulent parterre au badminton.

Nota bene elles ne font pas la vaisselle et sont de mauvaise humeur le matin.
Ne surtout pas affamer.
Magnifiquement gorgeous en robe de soirée pour Noël et complètement photogénique elle a bon cœur et est doté d’un vif esprit capable de rationaliser en toutes situations mise à part quand le mot grec se glisse malencontreusement dans une phrase.

Nine !!!!? Tu peux m’aider en grec ?

by Ignis la naïve November 22, 2021

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Nine Sixes

We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.

You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.

by Mister Arbiter April 30, 2024

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