Christmas Sneeze

A christmas sneeze is a wonderful tastesplosion of gravy and cranberry sauce through one's nostrils. A festive display for senses and crowds. Show you loved ones what a true holiday means with a christmas sneeze!

Donnovan : "Damn Clay, that christmas sneeze was INTENSE."
Clay : "Yeah Donnovan, Blanes really shot a big pot-load of cranberries and gray-gray out that schnozz."

by Tawny Rocklestein February 27, 2021

christmas date

What a crackhead thinks a gay and a lesbian date is. (Because it would take a miracle.)

Crackhead walks up to a gay and a lesbian having a conversation. “Your Christmas date is going to be rad.”

by Self Checkoutsiders March 11, 2021

Christmas Vacuum

A small vacuum used in a dorm room.

“I accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”

by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021

Mexican Christmas

While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids

Bro I just went down to the hospital to do a Mexican Christmas

by Boss o neill May 6, 2021

ruined christmas

nuking the north pole

Bob Ruined Christmas!

by Josh B. Rena June 5, 2021

Christmas crap

Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.

Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!

by Tiernan47 August 5, 2022

Jesus Christmas

Jesus Christ for those hardcore catholics/christians who have NO BALLS and will not seriously take the lords name in vain

"Jesus Christmas i dropped my fone in the pool"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008