barrell bumping

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.

As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.

by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017

faby bump

Fake bumps commonly used by models to pose in maternity clothes and usually nowhere near the correct size.

That model's not pregnant, that's totally a faby bump.

by freddyflow November 21, 2013

Swan bumps

Goose bumps for the more elegant and poised of society

It's chilly out here , I've already got swan bumps

by Priprixx August 30, 2016

Front bumping

Men who enjoy sword fighting or women who like to scissor.

Im very sore from all that front bumping last night. We should have tried sex instead.

by paul8m3 July 10, 2015

chump bump

A man bun.

Hipsters love to have beards and chump bumps.

by kriptonicvirus April 8, 2019

Bump them

When one is talking trash about someone or a group of people. Also known as another way of talkin' shit without using profanity; cussing.

Me: Kathy and her girls were snickering and laughing when it looked like you were gonna fall down.

Lola: Who cares? I hate Kathy and her effed up squad anyway. Bump them losers!

by CeeZBT September 18, 2016

bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.

I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.

by Raunchy Redneck February 22, 2017