nerd bagel

What your mom calls you when you are crazy.

Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.

by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019

The Bagel

Something that has everything.

Damn she the bagel !!

This playlist is the bagel

by The_Warl0ck May 27, 2024

double sided bagel bitch

a girl with both large breats, and big booty-cheeks.

WOW, Sharneeeeice really turned into a double sided bagel bitch.

by Double Sided Bagel Bitch April 1, 2020

Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo.

"Bro my family believes in bagelism"
"Damn that's sad"

by Bagelterms December 3, 2020

Bagel Bottom

A Person or Lackluster Accessory that Accompanies Someone or Something of more interest or importance. It isn’t bad its just a less desirable accompaniment or persona non grata. Personification of “Meh”.

“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting”

Sullivan’s lacky is such a Bagel Bottom. He’s like a Human Echo.

“Yea”

Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.

by PannyRipper August 2, 2024

blazin bagel

When you light the hair around one’s anus on fire and put it out with semen and hot sauce

“Hey babe wanna try something new tonight”
“What?”
“A blazin bagel”
“Get your nasty ass out of here we are done”

by BuzzaNut March 11, 2024

toasted bagel

The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .

He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.

by eggos January 6, 2015