sitting bull

Sexual position in which the giver sits on a bed or other surface with their legs open, and has their partner lying on their back with their legs over the giver's shoulders. It is quite an awkward position to get into, so the easiest way to get into it is by having the receiver lay down backwards from a kneeling position and then swing their legs up-and-over. Although a fairly comfortable position for both partners, it does lack in mobility for penetration.

The sitting bull is my favorite sexual position!

by VeronikaDaze February 21, 2011

shwitting

when one is so hot and under pressure they will sweat shit.

He knew his last attempt would be the final defining moment as he sat there shwitting bullets.

by Tk the realist July 14, 2006

Sitting Bloated

A state of mind when you are high and cant find a comfortable position to sit it. Usually after you drink a coke to fast.

Dude 1: "Guys! Im sitting bloated!"
Dude 2: "Shut Up!"

by hurleynator August 14, 2006

Spitting mud

When someone with diarrhea deposits it into someone's mouth and that person in returns spits it back into the others persons face.

I asked my friend why it looked like he got chocolate smeared all over his face. He told me his girlfriend was spitting mud.

by mingus6912, jester January 17, 2009

sitting at mile high stadium

When a girl rides a large penis; causing her to rise to high altitudes

Guy 1: Hey you want to go to the bar later?

Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.

by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009

Swifting

swifting- verb - having a love hate relationship; wanting to tear someones guts out; yet loving them at the same time.

-Similar to the term PMSing-
It helps to be listening to taylor swift songs at the time of your swifting.

- I am swifting at him right now

or

"shes PMSing at the moment"
" NAH BRO SHES SWIFTING IT RUNN!!"

by DanAndLuba September 30, 2011

Spitting Cobra

After a male has ejaculated, he takes a piss in which the urine is sticky. Therefore when he is done and shakes the urine flys around but flys back onto his penis.

Robert have you ever had a spitting cobra after sex?
Demetrius yea, but mines more of a vicious black mamba.
Robert Nice

by Papa Loud May 4, 2014