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Suicide Dive 

Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...
Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"
Suicide Dive by ogDICKDICKSON December 3, 2018

Suicide bomber 

Samson. Google that shit, honest. It’s in the fucking Bible.
I love messiahs best when they’re suicide bombers!
Suicide bomber by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Suicide Silence

Suicide Silence is what happens when a record label signs a bunch kids who haven't the slightest idea what to do with a musical instrument.
For some reason, I keep giving this band a chance... partly for because of it's cult-like following, partly because some of the most amazing musicians I've heard were not an easy listen at first.

Time and time again, I've come to realize Suicide Silence is noise pollution.

How about a little musicianship with your deathcore?
Suicide Silence by aREALmetalhead January 11, 2010

Suicide is your only option 

the words of a moron
suicide is your only option after you take it in the ass

Suicide Silence

A death metal band that somehow has gotten critical acclaim for being "brutal" while lacking any instrumental skill whatsoever. They're even worse than Slipknot live. Most their music consists of constant chugging, blast beats, and a lack of lead guitarwork. Their only lead work is really just a bunch of arpeggios that don't fit well together and are poorly executed. The vocals suck live, too.

This is pretty much only a band that is liked by scene kids whose latest fad is claiming they like the most brutal band they can find.
Don't get me wrong, I love death metal, but death metal bands come a dime a dozen, and the only thing about Suicide Silence that sticks out is how obnoxious this band really is. I've seen this band perform a number of times and they are completely talentless.
Suicide Silence by metalheart August 27, 2009

suicide bomber 

When you are wearing a long coat and you fart, the mell goes up your coat and surrounds your head and you have nowhere to run.
I was walking across the street in my winter coat. I let a fart fly and it was rank. I was a suicide bomber.
suicide bomber by Ron Gross January 19, 2009