man string

a g string made for a person of the male persuasion....

"oh my goodness!! that mans man-string is showing.... what a hoe-bag!!"

by mikhi April 11, 2005

Dick String

A long string that you attach to your penis for men who are too fat to find/reach it otherwise. Comes in handy for those intimate moments or when going pee. Will also be marketed in cool patterns for holiday seasons, and camoflauge/blaze orange for outdoorsmen. The slogan is "It's fashionable, functional and in some cases even offers protection!" (In the case of the hunter: no one will shoot off your willy in the woods when you've got the blaze orange model!)

Maybe I should lose some weight, I can't see my penis anymore.." "No way dude, go buy a Dick String!

by NurseRissa October 17, 2010

string theory

If a man walks for long enough, his boxers of briefs will turn into strings aka a thong. This can cause much annoyance once it strikes as it has the tendency to frequently reoccur.

A guy to his friend in the street: "Oh man, hold on. I got some serious string theory going on!"

by Felmor March 19, 2009

Sprinter

Toyota AE86 - Corolla Levin & Trueno.
A well over rated RWD Toyota Corolla, made popular by the Initial D japanimation.
Powered by either a 4AC or 4AGE, in stock form they are really just a shopping trolley. Although most Initial D wannabe's claim the car is gods gift to drifting.

I am teh dorifto king in my sprintah!!!!11

by Takumi April 28, 2005

String Brother

A cross between a hipster, prep and jock . Usually plays and instrument and is in school band. Always popular and only hangs out with a small group of people.

WOW ! Chris was hanging out with the string brother kids today ...

by CatMan123 November 15, 2012

Strictly Business

The act of masturbaiting as quickly as possible to whatever material you can find, usually when you have a short amount of time or in a place you’d rather not be.

“It’s been weeks. I can barely take it, man. The bathrooms at work are gross but I have no other choice. It’ll be strictly business.”

“I went into the bathroom. I came out of the bathroom. It was strictly business.”

by Frostbite3 July 26, 2019

shoe string swag

shoestrings wore as a belt.

i wear shoe strings as a belt sometimes, therefore i have shoe string swag.

by indiana chick October 12, 2011