When you impregnate a girl you met last night at the bar and then leave an upper decker in her toilet the next morning.
by TN Decker July 21, 2019
A woman who is smart enough not to get married again, but still takes her partners children under her wing and treats them like her own, giving support both financially and emotionally. She cooks dinners, does laundry, cleans and even car pools. She typically gets no respect from the children until they are adults, but because of her love for her partner, she sees the importance of stepping up, even though she is not a step mom.
"Is that woman who does so much for you your step mom?"
"No, she's not married to my dad. She is my psuedo step mom."
"No, she's not married to my dad. She is my psuedo step mom."
by Woman of the year March 03, 2014
"I have step dad issues with the media"
by gigglypuffash July 17, 2015
Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily will be a big sister, and I’ll have some reverse step kids.
by nutella137 July 16, 2020
by John Sinlinglat October 19, 2018
The three step shuffle: Taking one step forward, and two steps back. A metaphor for when using a pleasure releasing neurotoxic psychoactive (drug ex: meth, coke, ecstasy) that ultimately causes damage to the pleasure receptors and ability to produce pleasure naturally. The user takes a deceptive and temporary shortcut to induce pleasure and highten senses, only to feel and function worse (longterm) then they did before taking the drug. 1 step forward, 2 steps back... The three step shuffle.
by David Erwin September 12, 2011
When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that's currently on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.
Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody stepped on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!
R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody stepped on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!
R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
by SmellsPrettyBad March 06, 2008