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wig status

The point of being drunk when you are hammered but not quite blacked out. Capable of anything and everything.
I cant believe you stole that parking meter. You were wig status.
by mini wig November 14, 2009
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Status Quoc

The existing state of affairs within a group of irresponsible delinquents.
Person 1 ‘Let’s eat supers at Riva’

Person 2 ‘isn’t that the status quoc’
by Prince Quoc December 28, 2021
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Status Shots

When a guy buys a round of drinks for people he doesn't know to show the woman at the bar he's interested in that he has a lot of money. One must not actually have a lot of money to buy status shots, but one must have enough to pay for the round and be prepared to repeat the process to let people continue thinking he is wealthy.
Tom: Who is this douche approaching our table?
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011
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Byro status

One having foreskin but denying it to the fullest extent.
by Berick johnson September 13, 2019
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Sympathy Status

Sympathy Statuses are most commonly used by the LG of kind. They complain about their lives on facebook to get sympathy and attention.
"Jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. It annoys me."

"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."
by ChasingGrace September 25, 2011
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Status Terrorism

The act of hijacking somebody's facebook status which usually results in the inability of replies from others, due to the awkward nature of the things said.
Guy who posted status: Fuck me, there's no shame in some people, just doing drugs on the train in public.
Status Terrorist 1: Everyone is 'cracking' under Christmas pressure.
Status Terrorist 2: They're just 'lining' up the presents they're going to buy.
Status Terrorist 1: Preparing their wallets for many 'dealings'.
Status Terrorist 2: Just 'sniffing' out the bargains.
Status Terrorist 1: 'Injecting' their own grandiose delusions of selflessness, through the medium of buying presents.
Status Terrorist 2: Just 'hashing' out their Christmas party plans.
Status Terrorist 1: They're doing drugs.
Guy who posted status: Thanks guys for the Status Terrorism...
by Goron Boi November 23, 2014
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Status Flirt

To Status Flirt, is to update your status with hints or ambiguous statements which you hope your crush will respond to.

This is an easy way to ease into a conversation or romantic dialogue as it can start out jokingly or if all backfires one can say it was "For someone else" or "just some lyrics".

It is typically best to use words from a song they like or know, or mention something which they hold close to them. A great tip is to use something similar to their status.

Often used on; Facebook, MSN, Skype, Yahoo, Etc..
Girl's Status Update: I'm about to go to sleep, Wish I had someone to hold me.

Boy's Status Flirt: If you ever need someone to hold through the nights, I'm here.
by Per21 November 10, 2011
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