Stationory

"When one is too drunk in a bar to move around, they remain stationory at the bar to hold themselves up".

"I was soo drunk on Friday at Emo's bar that I had to remain stationory"

by cvecelli January 22, 2010

stationwagn

"An awesome UD editor"

" it a chick that had 8 and well has

extra room in her trunk and she's not fat"

"she's a white girl dark girls wish

they had serious no joke"

me: hey stationwagn

stationwagn: hey

by jfgi.ppty October 31, 2009

Stationary Status

When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".

Derek: "What's Fred up to?"
Mike: "Not much since he's got a stationary status."

by petepete518 August 6, 2011

stationaires disease

To design other peoples wedding invitations and not get paid...

I must have stationaires disease to let you get me to do your wedding invites for free!!

by ohh that was nice mummy! November 17, 2015

stational

Stational: In relation or pertaining to a particular station. This is often used to describe the specific environment of a test station.

That particular configuration is found no where outside of that station. It is entirely stational.

by Thezarus August 22, 2017

stationary products

Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.

What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Stationery

Paper-thin rubber.

"I'll pick up the stationery; you get the wine."

by StarvingWolfman March 20, 2019