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the Satanic Panic

A moral Panic that was instigated heavily by Christian/Catholic Televangelists that Persecuted and falsely accused Satanists of crimes they didn't commit and fear mongered against Satanism and Satanists, especially Theistic Satanists!

Even though The Satanic Panic occurred in the 80s and 90s, some argue that this event and its effects never truelly ended as yet in history.

Even to this very day, Satanists and Satanism, are persecuted, misrepresented in public media such as TV and movies. Especially Theistic Satanism!

Real Satanists, regardless of weither they are Theistic or Athiestic, are not violent or harmful in anyway! Satanists DO NOT do sacrifices or harm humans or animals!

But no, Satanism is a nonviolent belief system with a very dark looking asthetic and beliefs that are very differing to Christianity and Catholicism!

But ask yourselves a question: who benefits from other people fearing and or Hating Satanists and Satanism?

Definitely not Satanists! Over the years, many Satanists have been persecuted and many temples or churchs related to Lucifarianism and or Satanism have been the casualties of violent protests (think People throwing chairs and Christian/ Catholic Statues through the window) and Arsons.

Satanists are often verbally abused, harassed, and threatened by Christian and Catholic Extremists if they make their beliefs known!

Rather, Christians and Catholics, Particularly the more Extremist benefit from this hatred and misplaced fear of Satanists.
Person 1: "why are so many Satanists that have seen on TV portrayed as violent? I met a Satanist once, and that person was a peiceful person and they did non of the stuff that's portrayed on television."

Person 2: "Thats mainely due to something that happened in the 80s and 90s called The Satanic Panic. This was when Satanists where falsely accused of crimes they didn't commit. Satanists are still persecuted even to this day because of this widespread moral panic,"

Person 1: "Oh. What started The Satanic Panic?"

Person 2: Christian and Catholic televangelists and extremists spreading widespread fear mongering and panic about Satanists, in an attempt to grow their own numbers."

Person 1:"That Sucks!"
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Ra-ra Satan

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dancing with Satan

Instead of saying "you going to hell," "electric chair!" , "you are going to jail"... you say "you are dancing with Satan" it basically means when someone does something wrong, disrespectful, or saying some demonic ass shit
Kandy: (laughs at retarded kids)
Aissata: Nigga you dancing with satan
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SATAN

A god who should be worshiped and everyone should bow down to the one and only god SATAN!!!
SATAN is a FUCKEN legend!!
by GOTHIC MAN March 29, 2005
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satanists

The belief in and worship of Santa Claus.
satanists dress all goth and listen to shitty music
by 4Q freaks May 25, 2006
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Joy of Satan

JOS: A Hitler cult of Satanic Christians and Christian Satanists who can't tell the difference between Jesus and Satan. They are scared of bees and angels. They confuse fiction with fact and vice versa. They can't tell the difference between ancient deities and goetic demons. They worship aliens and hate all Jews but Zecharia Sitchin who wrote the JOS bible. The JOS Priest and Priestess pretend to be psychic and powerful to impress angry rebellious teenagers who hate their parents.
By the power of Satanic Jesus, only the Joy of Satan may enter the kingdom of Helven! Amen.
by Satanic Jesus April 6, 2006
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Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow

A saying that basically means "Go to hell" or "See you in hell."

Can also mean "I'd rather be in hell"
Jill- "Are you ready for that huge test in Science tomorrow?"
John- "Ugh! Might as well ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow."

Billy- "Hey stupid face! I bet you like to rape iguanas and lick your mothers clitorus!
Greg- "Asshole! Why don't you Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow!"
by GuyWhoSexedAFish April 25, 2009
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