squeaky mcsqueakers

a random word punned by me and my pals.
really random.
used to express someone's name that you think is annoying

Dang! Paul is a squeaky mcsqueakers.
Chea boi!

by Sara Golembiewski November 10, 2006

speed squeeze

A super quick dump. Brought on by one of two methods: Either you eat a lot of Mexican food, or you can grease your bum before you start for faster poop completion.

Guy: I took a speed squeeze today.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.

by Walker Watson July 28, 2006

boner squeeze

when a girl takes our cock sucks it till you cum then she takes the cum and puts it up your ass

dude that girl gave me such a boner squeeze last night im still dripping

by jessica bonerface December 2, 2009

squealing sloth

When you place both your feet directly above in the two corners of a door cause your dick and balls to hang down. An unsuspecting girl walks in the room, opens up the door and gets hit in the face with the flopping sack and cock, usually causing her to squeal in disgust.

Jim gave Sally a squealing sloth and she bit his dick off.

by Trombone, Rusty February 4, 2007

Squeaky-Bed-Game

Also known as SBG - it is the act of participating in sex of some sort, on a bed, that squeaks.

"Did you hear Rob and Janice last night, Then must have been playing the Squeaky-Bed-Game."

by Raven-Tabarez October 5, 2009

Squeamishh

A gay ass hoe that needs to chill tha fuck down sometimes

Yo Squeamishh is being a bitch today.

by EmraldCreeper13 July 29, 2020

VG squeeze

the repetitive motion of tightening and relaxing the vaginal muscle in order to improve intercourse

"I've really improved my VG Squeezes, I'm at 3 sets of 25, 5 sets by the end of the week

by Eugenia January 13, 2005