by quartz89 February 2, 2022
Get the Split the Roommug. When the Fantasy Gods have struck down and punished the teams who split the pot in prior championships
“Nuch’s team hasn’t been good lately huh?”
“You didn’t hear? He got hit with the ole Pot Split Curse!
“You didn’t hear? He got hit with the ole Pot Split Curse!
by This Guyyy Joe December 8, 2024
Get the pot split cursemug. “hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”
by rasta badmon February 9, 2025
Get the splitting the Gmug. Splits can only be done by uncle horitzz. Uncle horitzz is a god he loves the splitz and has lots of circus members
Is that uncle horitzz doing the splits
by Soster and Socha September 29, 2019
Get the Splitsmug. Splooge + Shitting = Splitting
When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.
When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.
by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025
Get the Splittingmug. “The split-tation of water helps the diffusion of H+”
“Mrs. Sewell does not believe that split-tation is a word”
“Mrs. Sewell does not believe that split-tation is a word”
by Brailey M. January 12, 2024
Get the Split-tationmug. Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023
Get the Split cream donutmug.