smoke meat

When The lips of a vagina are particularly large, looking like a slab of Schwartz's smoked meat.

"I heard that Massé's girl has the worst smoke meat on the shore."

by ElvisWong January 14, 2009

ninja smoke

To smoke and leave undetected in an otherwise public or non-smoking area.

"I ninja smoked some weed in the McDonald's bathroom, bought a Big Mac, and left."

"I had a cigarette in the library the other day, crouching behind the children's books."

"We ninja smoked a bowl behind the supermarket just before someone took out the trash."

by A Clockwork Orange November 8, 2008

smoke masta dank

legendary new orleans rapper.
1979-2005

He has a posse.

put on that sun valley deth trap and listen to smoke masta dank.

by urinehat January 5, 2007

Smokenik

One who stubbornly refuses to quit smoking, despite graphic health warnings and being under constant attack from smoking bans. One who heroically continues to light up even after being forced to do it outside alone, in the wind and rain.

'small groups of sad faced, stale smelling, smokeniks can be seen outside any office building at 10.15 Monday to Friday'.

by Tolerancezone February 18, 2009

smoked trout

You ever had that feeling, where you're sitting next to a girl and you just KNOW what her pussy is like? You never actually saw it, but you can sense the essence of it, just from your intuitive nature. Well, a smoked trout is when you have that feeling and your instincts lead you to believe that the girl next to you has a pussy which smells AT ALL fishy. On the scale of fishiness, even if its only a 1 out of 100, thats still a smoked trout you're dealing with. Then you can go on and call that person a smoked trout whenever you want. It has nothing to do with whether or not you are right, since after you tell them that they are a smoked trout, chances are that you wont ever get to find out first hand... just the fact that you genuinely 100% thought that they had a smoked trout, makes them a smoked trout.

Lindsay Lohan, Samuel L Jackson and Jonny Depp are out to dinner together...Lindsay ordered the fish.

Lindsay, "mmm this smoked trout is great!"
Samuel L Jackson, "not from where im sittin"
Jonny Depp, "Lindsay, you're disgusting"

by the fisherman of trout January 1, 2010

Smoke sex

Taking the fastest hit and giving a blow job while you keep the smoke in your moth/lungs

Riley gave me the best smoke sex last night.

by Hatooo June 6, 2019

shoveling smoke

Doing a good job of getting nowhere.

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

by CrimsonNova March 21, 2009