Socks

A retarded excuse to hide the fact that you sucked your cousin off in the shower

I sucked my cousin off in the shower,,, dont worry its not gay i had socks on

by big old cock February 7, 2021

Socks

a chaotic 5’0 “soft” wannabe British lad that wears sunglasses inside and likes to impress people by his can opening skills. Also the annoying little brother of any friend group.

Person 1: aye you seen socks anywhere?
Person 2: you mean that insane five foot tall gremlin who ran through here searching for a compass with the force of an angry god?
Person 1: that’s the one!

by Gaygayhomosexualgay April 10, 2021

socksaresuperiorr

tate is the best mutual i have they are so cool and funny also they’re kaito’s boyfriend/girlfriend

“do you know socksaresuperiorr?” “of course i do, they’re more famous than charli damelio!”

by socksaresuperiorr June 6, 2021

stockstipated

The condition a business develops after the person in charge purchases so much stock that it causes severe constipation.

PC: How many units should we buy on this range team?
Team: We have consulted our partners and we would be ok with 750 units.
PC: OK great! 2500 units it is then!
Team: Jesus H! We will be properly stockstipated if you do!?

by Goggles78 June 18, 2021

Socks_cos

A very supportive and hyper pal to have and is always the second life of the party and gets attached to minecraft men a lot

Have you seen socks_cos? Yea they are crying over minecraft men again

by Ars0nc0mmiter July 14, 2021

slacksplanation

When you're currently on a call or don't have time for one and ask for a detailed explanation over chat, specifically Slack. It's a skill to provide a clear slacksplanation, including your usage of threads and emojis.

"gotta jump from this call but if you could just follow up with a slacksplanation that'd be great"

by cardunme October 8, 2021

Slacksidasical

When an individual has absolutely no intention of carrying out their daily duties, this includes pissing off their Peers and manipulating their managers.

My God, did you see how slacksidasical "Josh" has been lately? His work has been piling up for weeks!

by Tracker_T November 2, 2021