Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.
"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."
"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."
"Bro."
"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."
"Bro."
by Schderp May 12, 2014
Get the Sleep Carpentrymug. my girlfriend attempted a beauty sleep yesterday but took an ugly sleep instead, she woke up looking like a confused killer whale
by Pardible April 18, 2016
Get the Ugly Sleepmug. bubbles sleep is when you sleep 15+ hours and the only time youre allowed to be awake and conscious is between 11 pm and 6 am.
Tim: "how have you been since the break up?"
Greg: "it hit me pretty hard, i've been bubbles sleeping a lot lately..."
(bubbles sleeping is linked to depression, please seek help if you do it often)
Greg: "it hit me pretty hard, i've been bubbles sleeping a lot lately..."
(bubbles sleeping is linked to depression, please seek help if you do it often)
by bubs <3 July 11, 2020
Get the bubbles sleepmug. by Ditullio650 October 17, 2019
Get the long sleepmug. I saw Jen passed out on the couch last night so I Sleep Hoed her.
Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!
Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!
by JakieNarko November 22, 2013
Get the Sleep Hoedmug. by Blaz3ac3 September 4, 2017
Get the Sleep and beatmug. by imadetheword March 23, 2019
Get the jerk-sleepingmug.