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Sleeping Bennet

The opposite of a raging Arnold:

A small and flaccid state of the penis, typically brought on by excessive alcoholism, the sight of butt-ugly women or the smell of fish wafting from a woman's vagina.

A metaphor for the penis stemming from the arch rival of John Matrix Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Commando called Bennet who was a total hom.
Andre: So, did you bang her last night?

Johnny: Nah man, I had a raging Arnold in the beginning but when I went down on her it stank of duck pâté, so she gave me a sleeping Bennet.
by Johnny Massacre October 1, 2010
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bubbles sleep

bubbles sleep is when you sleep 15+ hours and the only time youre allowed to be awake and conscious is between 11 pm and 6 am.
Tim: "how have you been since the break up?"
Greg: "it hit me pretty hard, i've been bubbles sleeping a lot lately..."
(bubbles sleeping is linked to depression, please seek help if you do it often)
by bubs <3 July 11, 2020
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long sleep

Work sucked I’m ready for the long sleep
by Ditullio650 October 17, 2019
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sleep cream

A state of which humans, usually of male gender, have a vivid dream about sex and they "sleep cream" or nut in their sleep.
by Night16 November 2, 2018
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Sleep Carpentry

Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.
"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."

"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."

"Bro."
by Schderp May 12, 2014
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Sleep deprovillia

When you haven’t slept in 2 days and are tired out of your mind after a science exam with your best mate lexie
Don’t blame me it’s sleep deprovillia
by Deprovillia April 15, 2020
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angels sleep

make sure you have a white sheets. throw your covers and pillow of your bed then strip naked and crawl under the sheet on your bed and go to sleep.
Bob: I had an angels sleep yesterday
Tommy: I wish i had a door to do that, i get no privacy in my room
by ithoughtshewas19 May 28, 2018
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