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happy slapping

Something that you'd think was unimaginable.
A 'Past-time' of gangs of complete idiots who go out and randomly hit/assault/rape people while recording it on their mobile phones, then distribute the video to otherpeople with camera phones.
These people are complete fuckwits that need eradicating from the face of the earth. No one should ever do anything like that to another human being. People like this should be shot so the likes of them will not plague the earth again.
(that happened)

My mate was 'Happy Slapped' when we were all in the park once. He was on his way home, and some random chav walked up to him and hit him while his mate taped it. My friend had to have stitches in his gum as the punch ripped the skin apart inside his mouth to the point that he could get his finger all the way up through his cheek...
by Hiuki July 27, 2005
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paki slap

a paki slap is like apimp slap but instead of using baby powder you use curry powder hence the name paki slap

copyright damien robinson and james taylor
james: damien you cock munching peado
'damien says nothing and leaves the room'
james: where you going faggot?
damien: you cheeky fucker 'slap'
james: why is my face burning?
damien: you just been paki slapped bitch!
james: im going blind
damien: lmao =
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Pussy Slap

When one slaps another's pussy unexpectedly.
Today at school emmy pussy slapped me and it hurts my vag so bad.
by Analtoots4life February 1, 2017
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Protein Slap

When you wack off and giz in a condom and give some bitch a faceful of protein.
Yo I gizzed in this condom and then i protein slapped this bitch in the face.
by Pimpin aint ez December 14, 2004
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love slap

the act of showing your love for your family or a loved one by smacking them across the face with your johnny. your girlfriend, your grandmother, your daughter, etc.
Hey ted hows it goin?
oh my daughter hated me cause i didnt get her a car, so i gave her a love slap and now everythings all better.
by xyguy729 August 22, 2011
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Slapped Ass

A not so good feeling, usually physical, and usually used when not feeling well, or hungover. Also can be used to describe the way a person, or yourself, physically appears.
I feel like a slapped ass today.

You look like a slapped ass! What's wrong?
by gina November 20, 2003
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Kap Slap

A variation of beer bong usage involving hard alcohol. When the subject is halfway through funneling a beer a shot of Bacardi 151 rum is added, giving the recipient a "slap" in the face. First usage of the term can be traced to Kappa Alpha Lehigh around 2004.
"Shit bra, Jimmy took that Kap Slap like a champ!"
by anonymous928347 March 14, 2010
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