Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

Shitty

How the Japanese pronounce ‘city’.

I came from New York Shitty.

by CornyO June 21, 2024

goddamn fucking stupid shitty motherfucking

just "fucking" but way stronger

YOU GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID SHITTY MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!!!

by the132guy March 30, 2024

shitty shagger

a person who fails at being a shagger aka getting laid

oi oi mate aint you a fookin shitty shagger mate, fuck off

by udz2735 November 13, 2018

Shitty

Just another way to say Great or Amazing

Dave: John gave me Shitty advice the other day.
Bob: Wow! He's such a great day.

by communist potato October 26, 2020

Foley’s shitty sheets

You dont wanna know

“Foley clean your shitty sheets”~ Ma
“They’re fresh Ma”~ Foley

Foley’s shitty sheets

by 1234jakdks May 4, 2021

Shitty ass picture

Its like a really ugly picture or bad quality

Its a shitty ass picture

by Idkmanwtfisdisss October 11, 2018