When you sandpaper the head of your penis and testicles to create increased sensitivity in that region.
"I was tonsil sharpening before my girlfriend came over last night, and I climaxed when she gave me a hug."
by Unequality February 8, 2010
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guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!
by rantingsteve May 10, 2011
Get the shit, shave, shag and shampoo mug.A sharpie lodged into the anus. It sits comfortably sitkcing halfway out your butthole for weeks at a time while giving your ass cheeks a good shine.
It makes rimming difficult.
It makes rimming difficult.
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"Oh i wish that butthole sharpie was longer so we could double end"
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by Snstr November 6, 2004
Get the Butthole Sharpie mug.When a girl sits on a guy's penis (so that his penis is up her butthole), she starts spinning in circles while she is still on him. During this, the guy starts moaning sounds similiar to those made by an electric pencil sharpener.
Friend : Hillel, did you and Beverly do the pencil sharpener?
Hillel : Why, yes! We did do some pencil sharpening of our own. I also got the moaning sounds down perfect, Zzzrrrrrr Zrrrrrrmmm
Friend : Thats great, maybe Beverly will pencil sharpen me too!
Hillel : Why, yes! We did do some pencil sharpening of our own. I also got the moaning sounds down perfect, Zzzrrrrrr Zrrrrrrmmm
Friend : Thats great, maybe Beverly will pencil sharpen me too!
by Brian Zolo December 28, 2005
Get the pencil sharpener mug.You and your partner dabble in a spot of anal, only for the receiving party to let rip and spray shit all over the giver.
The giver is then so disgusted by the taste of shit that they throw up into the hair of the receiver, ensuring that it drips down onto the bed and ideally the carpet.
The giver is then so disgusted by the taste of shit that they throw up into the hair of the receiver, ensuring that it drips down onto the bed and ideally the carpet.
Oli had a bad curry and whilst mid throws with Ben and farted. Ben was covered in shit and threw up in Oli's hair, and they had a Sheffield Shagpile on their hands. Not sure if Oli then partook in a Sheffield SickPie.
by KJK72 July 31, 2008
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Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward
Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward
by Geranimo October 3, 2007
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