Shane Long

Shane Long is Southampton FC's best ever player. He doesn't need to score to be good

Chetan: Who is the best player of all time apart from me in goal of course?

Raihan: Shane Long, he's way better than Penaldo.

by Gabbob11 May 24, 2022

Shane and Leslie

There a couple have been together for a while. Plus there short

Shane and Leslie sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

by Blaketg February 25, 2020

to shane

(1) (to) shane - verb. When someone has a sexual intercourse with a girl

(2) shane - adject. When someone looks significantly gay. From the series The L-word

to shane:
(1) I shaned with Jenny last night.

(2) You look shane today.

by Magi81277 January 16, 2019

Shane Stone

Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.

Don’t trust Shane Stone

Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.

House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.

Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.

Plant: dies due to dehydration.

by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020

Shane

Shane is the man of your dreams. He is thoughtful, sweet, funny, gorgeous, and so sexy. If he gets to love you he will worship you like there’s not tomorrow. Shane has the most beautiful green eyes, and a charming smile. He has a loving personality and cares deeply about his friends. But don’t you dare cross him, or he’ll lose all respect for you. A gym rat and a strong physique add the cherry on top. You will never find someone like him.

Wow, did you see Shane yesterday, he looked like a snack.
Shane took me to dinner and then spoiled me to death!!

by SuNsH1n36970 November 23, 2021

Shane

We need to talk.

Blablahblah shane

by Kata04 November 22, 2021

Snenjabulo Shane

Stanky and stupid. Can be nice sometimes.

Oh, my word. He is such a Snenjabulo Shane.

by yayyay112255 May 12, 2020