Dirty Little Secret

What you have when you make out with a guy you like in the church basement while he has a girlfriend. Also a kickass song by All American Rejects.

Amanda: did u make out with that one dude?
Ashley: yea he's my "dirty little secret"

by ashley jay January 3, 2006

Super Secret Black Ninja

Rarely sighted in the Poughkeepsie area, Super Secret Black Ninja or SSBN for short, has madd nasty creepin skills and has the ability to fly and pull super secret sneak attacks on unsuspecting citizens. Can be seen with 005.

Oh Shit! Was that Super Secret Black Ninja over there by that pole? Lets book it out the Double Secret Probation way...

by Super Secret Squad March 22, 2009

SCP Secret Laboratory Player

Someone who has no social life that plays music into their mics and thinks that they're fucking hilarious. They are also extremely dumb and try really hard to be funny by constantly screaming cringy memes that died years ago. It is also rumoured that 99% of their dads left them at a young age.

Person 1: Dude, this kid was trying so hard to be friends with me by spitting out a bunch of cringy memes trying to make me laugh, but failing miserably.
Person 2: Wow, he must be a SCP Secret Laboratory Player!

by Dookie Fridge April 12, 2022

The Terrible Secret Of Space

Supposed terrible secret of spacial origin. The space robots will protect you. Do not trust the shover robot. He shoves around the blind people.

"We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space."

by Rock` April 9, 2003

double secret

1) The location of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
2) The location of Osama bin Laden

"You see, Colin, the thing about these WMDs over in Iraq is that they are located in a double secret warehouse! You see, The first secret is Saddam hiding them there, and the second secret is me lying about his single secret warehouse! Isn't my strategery neat?" said G.W.

by pizzozo October 28, 2004

double secret

When you know that they know, but they dont know that you know.

You know?

I know he knows I'm faking it, but as long as he keeps pretending he dont know, I'm still getting me sum...

by The Tangoman October 26, 2004

Dirty Secret

The best time to execute this stunt is when its really hot and you are laying in bed and cant fall asleep. Wait until a good case of swamp ass starts to set in. Remember, be stealthy as the element of surprise is essential.
Step 1: Slide your index finger along the top of your ass crack ensuring it is moistened with your ass dew.
Step 2: Ask your significant other if they want to know a dirty secret.
Step 3: Press said index finger against your significant others lips as if to silence them and whisper "Shhh".
Now this is your dirty secret to share with one another as the receiver will be far too embarassed to tell anyone about it.

I was sweating my ass off last night and couldn't sleep so I gave my old lady a dirty secret.

by Waylon P March 21, 2008