cold screwing

When someone passes their cold onto you.

"Bob is cold screwing everyone around the office, what a dick for not using sick time"

by Maximuscrates December 6, 2016

triple screaming eagle

A sexual act in which there are three women sprawled out on the floor in a "Y" formation. There are five guys per girl; one underneath with his penis in the anus, one above with his penis in the mouth, one below with his penis in the vagina, and two on either side getting handjobs. Each man beside a woman is getting a double handjob from both women on his left and right. While the man above and below are high fiving. Super American.

Tom: Man, I'm so glad that we performed a triple screaming eagle instead of just a screaming eagle last night!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!

by The Golden Coastie October 29, 2017

screamy screaming Songs

Music that's involves some form of screaming. E.g. heavy metal, emo, etc.

Not all Black Veil Brides songs are Screamy Screaming songs, Matthew.

by Morning all November 28, 2017

Impulse screening

When you instantly screenshot without thinking.

Girl: post ass picture in group on Snapchat
Guy : instantly screenshots
Guy: claims it was impulse screening
Girl: says all good

by Spottablevirus May 20, 2018

Ice scraping

The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough

T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.

Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?

T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.

Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019

pre-screening

Refers to the act of glancing at the netting over your window/door to see how many flying bloodsuckers are landed on it before deciding whether or not to venture outside.

You'll want to always give "the great outdoors" a pre-screening before just mindlessly heading out the door, so that you don't get eaten alive once you're out there.

by QuacksO June 28, 2019

breen screening

when one gathers people to hold a screening of the honorary neil breen movies.

let’s hold a breen screening later.

by neil breen August 22, 2019