SCALE

A WORTHLESS PERSON WHO'S ONLY REASON FOR LIVING IS TO GET ANOTHER FIX.
A DRUG HEAD

THAT DAMN SCALE WOULD SELL HER BABY FOR A DIME

by BELZELBUBBA October 7, 2008

F.I.T. Scale

A scale used to rate members of the opposite sex,accompanied by forming the thumb and forefinger of both hands into 'L' shapes and raising them in a series of stages while saying Fhi-h-h-h-it! up to a maximum of 5 times.

The scale:
1. Fit: attractive, would happily go out with.
2. Fhi-it: Very attractive, would boast and show pictures to friends if going out with.
3. Fhi-h-it!: Extremly attractive and totaly out of our league.
4. Fhi-h-h-it!!!:'(: Supermodel, someone we'll never be allowed close to.
5. Fhi-h-h-h-it!!?!?!: Impossible, people just arent made this good.

For more information on the nuances of the scale feel free to e-mail.

Hey Dave, what would you give that girl over there by the bar, in the pink top?

Wow! she's got to be at least a high two on the F.I.T. scale, wait untill she turns round

by D C Gray September 21, 2008

Google scale

A way in which to define the popularity of something, based on how much somebody pays you.

She may be a bitch, but she buys me lots of stuff, so she's a 9 on my google scale!

by Ryen November 4, 2004

benjamin scale

The measure of $100 bills by dividing the actual amount by 10.
$100 = 1 Benjamin

yo my car worth is 4.2 ($420) on the benjamin scale.

by The Word Editor January 8, 2008

scapedog

(n.) the act of blaming your fart on a dog.

*similar to scapecat

Person 1: Did you fart dude?
Person 2: No, it was the dog.
Person 1: Are you scapedoggin?
Person 2: Yes....

by newspaperdude February 21, 2010

Scapegoat

My open wet pussy

Come take my scapegoat!!

by An Nigga September 5, 2019

Fail Scale

1) Scale in which the average person may fail.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.

Fail Scale
1. Fail
2. Failure
3. Monstrous Fail
6. Planetary Fail

5. Epic Fail
6. Galactic Fail

by UnlikeCylinder May 26, 2009