Sex Offender Sandwich

When your neighbors to your left and right are both sex offenders.

My friend just got this sick new house... too bad he's in a sex offender sandwich.

by JonKellog April 25, 2021

Asian Spaghetti Sandwich

An Asian spaghetti sandwich is when you take a shit in a girl's hair and shove her hair up your butt. If done correctly, it should resemble spaghetti with meat sauce on a bun.

Wanda: Hey Kerry! I'm hungry. Let's eat.
Kerry: How about an Asian Spaghetti Sandwich?
Wanda: No thanks. I didn't plan on washing my hair today.

by JackLegs87 May 12, 2021

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich

A cheese sandwich that pairs most excellently with watching the Bill and Ted series.

Ingredients:
White Bread
Craft Cheese Singles

Recipe:
Place a slice of bread in the center of a microwave safe plate, add 1 slice of cheese, add 1 slice of bread. Repeat until you have a 4 tier tower of bread and cheese.

Cook:
Microwave on high until the cheese melts and you have a soggy tower of cheese and bread.

Enjoy!

I’ll be god damned if I don’t eat a mother fucking Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich every time I watch Bill and Ted!

by FreeGuitarLessons August 28, 2020

Sadwich

A sandwich containing no real meat. This excludes Grilled cheese sandwiches as well and Pb&Js.

A cheese sandwich is not a sandwich. Its a Sadwich .

by Schumann21 October 27, 2016

Sadwich

A sorry-looking sandwich. Often found in supermarket 'meal deals'.

Stop plucking at my heart strings with your sadwich.

by Rob Seeker December 31, 2020

sandvich

what heavy ate
it made him strong

"i eat sandvich! sandvich make me s t r o n g !"

by SomePersonOnUrbDic August 15, 2021

Nigga Ass Sandwitch Ass

When your homie puts your Subway Footlong into his buttewy boyhowe and then feeds it to you by tricking you into thinking it's still good. You are a troglodyte and don't realize it was just up his buttewy boyhowe

John: Brooooooooo, this sandwitch is for youuuu
Me: Delicious, thank you, baby girl
Jesus Christ himself: yo, nigga, that's a nigga ass sandwitch ass!!!!

by MinecraftBfandGf September 28, 2019