Artichoke Tuna Salad 

Artichoke Tuna Salad is the taste of the inside of the vaginal canal. Of course there are many different variations of the recipe, but this is the most widely known.

Man, I had a girl come over last night and her pussy tasted like artichoke tuna salad.

Artichoke Tuna Salad by Fiyahman887 May 14, 2009

Dutch Salad

(noun)

The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver similar to the more commonly known 69. Two partners assume the 69 position but instead of stimulating one anothers genitals with their mouths, they instead perform mutual analingus.

Origin: The salad refers to "tossing one's salad," a euphamism for analingus or a "rim job." Dutch refers to "going Dutch," or "splitting the bill."

Perhaps we could return to your place and have a Dutch Salad?

Dutch Salad by Kunning Linguist January 12, 2010

toss her salad 

The art of eating a woman's ass.

guy 1: Boy look at that girls ass.
guy 2: Yeah, I'd like to toss her salad.

toss her salad by Pamela K May 18, 2006

fauxtato salad 

A term of art in the theatrical world. Any combination of ingestible fruit (optimally chopped apples) and dairy products (optimally yogurt) combined to give the impression of potato salad on stage.

Michael's show included an eating scene, so he concocted some fauxtato salad to make it easier to swallow before his next scene.

fauxtato salad by flyingdog August 26, 2009

Chicken Head Salad

When a man receives a blow job, while at the same time getting his salad tossed…

(Must be performed by two women.)

“Those twin sisters give the best chicken head salads”

“Why would you want just a blow job when you can get a chicken head salad at the same time?”

"I LOVE CHICKEN HEAD SALADS!"

"I bet you wont stop giggling when you get your first chicken head salad"

"Whoa watch those fingers! i just want a chicken head salad thank you!"

Chicken Head Salad by BNLEO December 7, 2009

Taco Salad 

Taco Salad is a meal generally composed of meat, vegetables, and hard tortilla shells or chips - tossed together with cheeses and sauces, which, is essentially...traditional tacos (smashed and crunched up), creating a fun and unique salad experience! FUN!!!

Try this easy taco salad recipe! I personally ADORE this one...sometimes, I just like to get festive n' fun, and send my family south of the border for supper time with a tasty mexican meal! WOOO! FIESTA TIME!!!

Ok, you'll need ground beef, lettuce, shredded cheese, tomatoes, ripe olives, and corn chips, along with taco sauce and other ingredients, so prepare!

INGREDIENTS:

1 pound lean ground beef
1/2 envelope onion soup mix, about 1/4 cup
3/4 cup water
a few dashes hot pepper sauce
1 medium head lettuce, shredded, about 4 cups
1 cup shredded sharp Jack or Cheddar cheese
1 large tomato, chopped
1/2 cup sliced black olives
1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper
2 cups corn chips
taco sauce

PREPARATION:

Brown beef in a heavy skillet; drain off excess fat. Sprinkle onion soup mix over beef and stir in water. Simmer, uncovered, until liquid cooks away, about 8 to 12 minutes. Stir in hot pepper sauce.

In a large bowl, combine shredded lettuce, shredded cheese, tomato, olives, and green bell pepper; toss. For each serving, place lettuce mixture on salad plate or bowl, top with some of the meat mixture and garnish taco salad with corn chops. Serve with taco salad with taco sauce.

This taco salad serves 4 to 6!

For homemade corn taco chips, cut corn tortillas into strips and fry briefly in hot oil and use as the garnish for taco salad. And hey! Try tossing in some beans, or use chicken instead of beef! Don't be afraid to get creative, this is a fun meal with tons of flexibility! HOLY FUCK! FUN!

Oh, taco salad also has something to do with the pussy and asshole of a female.

Jake: MMMMM! Great taco salad, mom! Even better than last Tuesday!
Dad: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM OR I'LL BEAT YOU IN THE ASS, YOU SMARTASS PIECE OF SHIT.
Mom: HENRY!!!
Dad: WHAT, HELEN?
Mom: He was being SERIOUS!
Dad: Oh...did you finish your homework, Jake?
Jake: FUCK YOU DAD, I HOPE SOMEONE KILLS YOU.
Dad: GET MY FUCKING BELT, I'VE HAD IT.

Taco Salad by Stamper August 25, 2005

Olive Salad 

There once was a meal made of olives and sauce (an olive salad if you will), that was so good that nothing could describe it.

This olive salad was on its own level of greatness that no other food item in history has ever achieved. People needed to create a new word to describe the taste of greatness it had....... delicious, scrumptious, tasty, all these words were sub par for what it was and something that great could only be described by using a word created and named after itself; Olive Salad.

From this day forth, should anything be so remarkably great, it shall be desribed as being olive salad.

Person 1 - "Hey, come try this sammich"

Person 2 - "I know what good food is like and I know that sammich is good."

Person 1 - "I am sure you have ate good food many times before. Your mistake though, is that you think this sammich is good, when in fact this sammich is olive salad!"

Person 2 - *bites sammich* "OMG this sammich IS olive salad!!!"

Olive Salad by TT111 November 10, 2010