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Yugoslavian Stumping

Yugoslavian Stumping is where you take a survey with 100 Yugoslavian men and write down all of their penis girths. Then you take the top 5 men with the biggest girths and put them in a room with one girl. Then all at the same time they insert their penis's into her asshole. There's a ten second countdown and when it hits 0 they all ejaculate at the same time creating something called " Super Cum ". To put it in perspective, it all merges into one and shoots like a Fortnite Railgun. The Super Cum is so powerful it then shoots through the girls intestines and into her lungs. When the girl inhales from the pain the Super Cum goes through her lungs. She then coughs it out onto the floor and it gets scooped up in a cup and is served at traditional Yugoslavian weddings and festivals.
Ex 1: Yo dude I went Yugoslavian Stumping last night it was sickkk.

Ex 2: Have you ever heard over Yugoslavian Stumping before?
by Aleksandar Bošković October 23, 2025
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Li'l Stumpy

A short man (or woman)
Not a tall person
Hey see that guy over there? I was towering over the Li'l Stumpy
by Alyssa494 August 28, 2009
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applying postage stamps

WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!
by notjamin November 23, 2010
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rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.
Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back
by RumperStumper April 22, 2014
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the Brazilian tree stump

When a man, or his partner, waxes his pubes while having intercourse.
My girlfriend and I tryed the Brazilian tree stump last night and it hurt like a bitch.
by thebatmanz March 4, 2015
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Can't stump the Trump

When you call someone racist, biggot, nazi, commie, dumb, loser... Say that he eats children, hates humanity...

When everyone knows that you lie and right man wins.
Harry Potter knew that while Dumledoor alive, evil guys can't stump the Trump.
by Socrates Dictionares January 24, 2017
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eat your stump

I'll eat your stump of your teeth haven't been all over it
by Curse of Yig June 24, 2017
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