whiffer sniffer

a guy that goes around sniffing girl's bicycle seats in rainy weather

"I saw that guy in the parking lot. He's a whiffer sniffer allright!"

by joe mcduffie July 6, 2007

sniffer

Someone who has a sexual fetish for nuzzling someone else's asshole with their nose.

Mike's a sniffer. Those girls at the bar just want to get sniffed.

by smurghi August 2, 2008

wifi sniffer

A hacker who steals another wifi connection.

Those without firewalls should not have wifis.

by Bob Zajdel March 5, 2004

gooch sniffer

someone who sniffes the gooch

hey gooch sniffer stop sniffing my gooch!!!!!!!

by andy dicks and underwizzle and nockie boy December 28, 2005

stiffie time

'Stiffie time' is slang for masterbation, but can also mean: time for a root, when something is really hard, or if your fucked up on valium and beer. This word is from the stiffie family.

What time is it?! STIFFIE TIME!
"Dude that bitch just took $250! No stiffie time tonight.
Why is it always stiffie time before I wake up?
I'm so bored right now, think I'll watch some jenna jameson movies and have a stiffie time.

by StiffieSteve September 6, 2005

Bindle Stiffed

When a hobo comes up to you while you are in a hurry and begins to tell you his life story. This is usually followed by the metaphorical feeling that he has taken his bindle stick and shoved it deep into your ass piercing your colon. This feeling metaphorical feeling is caused by the fact that you will be arriving late to your destination and that you have no more change in your pocket.

Employee: Sorry im late for work I got bindle stiffed.

Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.

Employee: He took $1.37

by rekrap April 4, 2011

sock sniffer

someone who samples their own odor

sock sniffer; taking your shoe off and putting your foot to your nose; wiping your ass and putting the toilet paper to your nose

by the last mr. biggs December 20, 2007