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strategic 'Stamps-spending

Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.
I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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Stamping the Elephant

the act of receiving a prince Albert piercing to the male genital shaft.
Bro where is chad? He's Stamping the Elephant. Delicious.
by Cletus Duke January 25, 2017
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Time stamp from the Hershey factory

When a pet or human you care for is lax with their personal hygiene, specifically their bumhole maintenance, leaving little chocolate kisses on soft furnishings around your home.
What have you been feeding the dog? Time stamp from the Hershey factory all over the bed.
I am NOT scrubbing another time stamp from the Hershey factory off your disgusting y-fronts again Kevin.
by Tish_71 April 2, 2022
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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025
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sephelis stamp

The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis
Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead
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stamp clean

When a parking lot of a food store is clean of all receipts on the 1st to the 5th of every month, as people with food stamps pick up cash purchased receipts left on the ground and in trash cans to buy food stamp items and return them with receipts they found that were paid by cash.
Look at the WalMart parking lot, that m#$%erf#$%er is stamp clean.
by attila t hun December 1, 2011
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stamp

to press your asscheeks on someone's face and leaving the essence of ass on their face so everyone else knows they were eating ass
Guy 1: Ayo, why is bro over there smilin like that?
Guy 2: Bruh it smells like ass n pussy all over this room, mans j got stamped.

Guy 1: Damn I'm tryna get stamp someone rn.
Guy 2: Let's go big boy
by shoddyyy September 17, 2021
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