vatican postage stamps

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
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Mushroom Stamp

Dipping the head of your penis into ink, and using the head as a stamp.
"Hey bro, did you see how wasted Steve was last night?"

"Yea! I gave him a mushroom stamp on his cheek!"
by Jeffonte July 4, 2017
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stamp

"how strong are your stamps?", "I have to buy some stamps today. see you later!"
by olivurrr October 9, 2020
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tainted stamp

When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.
Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.

The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.
by AntMan December 14, 2013
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Stamp that

To agree to do something with another person, stating your arrival as fact.

To state something as a fact, in an "80's fashion".
> "The United States flag has 50 stars, representing each state, and 13 stripes, representing the original states/colonies."

> "Stamp that!"
by dpaxton715 February 9, 2023
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Clam stamp

It's the girl version of T-bag. A girl is up above the face of someone else & she would dip down and rub her vagina across their forehead then leave a snail trail.
"If you don't shut your mouth, I'll shut it with my vagina" ... clam stamp.
by Clam stampin May 20, 2021
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Crap Stamp

Evolving from tea bagging, a Crap Stamp is when you touch something or someone important with your butthole.
White claw dude " My bong tastes like a Carnivores shit"

Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."
by Starfish Kiss October 9, 2020
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