Sleeping in the library

What ash lynx is currently doing

Eiji: I haven’t heard from Ash in a while…
Ibe: he’s sleeping in the library don’t worry :) actually u should worry cause he’s dead

by Chuuyasmissingheight December 29, 2021

angels sleep

make sure you have a white sheets. throw your covers and pillow of your bed then strip naked and crawl under the sheet on your bed and go to sleep.

Bob: I had an angels sleep yesterday
Tommy: I wish i had a door to do that, i get no privacy in my room

by ithoughtshewas19 May 28, 2018

Sleep and beat

The act of putting someone in a sleeper hold and furiously beat them off

Did you see that sleep and beat? He really got it

by Blaz3ac3 September 4, 2017

Sleep God

To be very chill

Why you chilling so hard my dude, who do you think you are sleep god?

by Sleep God June 13, 2014

sleep credit

The false belief that you can somehow "pay yourself forward" for an upcoming real or potential lack of sleep.

"Won't you be tired staying up all night?"

"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"

"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"

"yeah huh I can"

"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."

by bigcatdaddy June 4, 2015

sleeping leroy

When a relative's girlfriend is swaddled in your bed yet somehow you're able to penetrate her anally okay

Monica ran out of here real fast the other morning after he pulled the sleeping Leroy
Don't try the sleeping Leroy or she will never come back

by 🔥FiReSpAnK🔥 May 14, 2021

sleep stiffer

When a guy is sleeping, you rub their penis, thus getting the "stiff" and they wake up with a wonderful feeling.

"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"

"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."

by pinkdinko April 6, 2010